life is game

[knoxville]

i dont know how many peoples will understand that but i was thinking abot one thing and wanted to share it with u.

i was thinking abot life accomplishments and what peoples have done with their life. who would be most successful person in planet lol do find it out, u get points for everything u do in life. I try to bring some examples.

when u do some wierd shit or stunt u get 25 points or u buy new clothes or television in ur home or watever u get 25 point. u sleep with women , sex (with ur wife it doesnt count, only first time.) u get 25 points

ron jeremy have slept atleast 3500 womens. he have 87500 points for that. he have all records in porn industry hes number 1. so basically every month he gets 25 points more. approximately 93500 points. he finished high school every grade u get more 10 points. college maybe harder u get 25 point each grade.

so basically u get points for doing stuff in ur life lol i dont know how many understands that grazy talk but jea i had free time

PS: u dont get points for working or eating, sleeping peeing pooing thats the things u have to do alltime. it would be too easy to get points for that

when accidentally some hugo boss spray or something got in ur eye or some other accident. car accident or something bad happens u get points also.

when u become father u get 25 points. u become uncle 15 points .P

wonder who would be leader in the world with points. we will never know.

if u have free time and will, try to remember ur life and things wat have happend with u count ur points too :D

[Rage An´narr]

U mad

[SonicPants]

"You've logged on to jediphoenix.ipbhost.com, you receive 9001 points! :faec: "

[Theos Sairin]

"You've logged on to jediphoenix.ipbhost.com, you receive 9001 points! :faec: "

impossible! it's OVER 9000!!!!!!!!11one

[Pengu]

Well that was unnecessarily difficult to read.

 

I really hope you're not from Knoxville.

[knoxville]

what concerns about this game in jedi academy u can points maybe only when u do some record. for example record in one round killings is 220 and u beat that. but unever know that for sure.

more certain is maybe when u teach some padawan. u train other player u get 25 points lol. (morethen one day)

[Theos Sairin]

hold on, are you telling me i can train someone in jedi academy and thats worth as much as sleeping with my gf?

 

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or becoming a father?

 

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[knoxville]

jea. sleeping with your GIRLFRIEND doesnt even get points, cuz its easy u both want that u get points for sex only when u sleep with some other women lol :D different womens. but sex is not the only way to get points. life is wide . jea training some dude in jedi academy its hard thing its difficult and u both need to be focused on that. then its real training. and teach him more then one day like aero did onetime

 

jea. sleeping with your GIRLFRIEND doesnt even get points, cuz its easy u both want that u get points for sex only when u sleep with some other women lol :D different womens. but sex is not the only way to get points. life is wide . jea training some dude in jedi academy its hard thing its difficult and u both need to be focused on that. then its real training. and teach him more then one day like aero did onetime

i think i agree becoming father is very unique thing when it happens u u deserve more then louzy 25 points.. maybe so much--- how many u slept ur girlffriend before she get pregnant. u slept him before 100 times then she got pregnant in 101 time u get 2525 points in that system lol

[Theos Sairin]

jea. sleeping with your GIRLFRIEND doesnt even get points, cuz its easy u both want that u get points for sex only when u sleep with some other women lol :D different womens. but sex is not the only way to get points. life is wide . jea training some dude in jedi academy its hard thing its difficult and u both need to be focused on that. then its real training. and teach him more then one day like aero did onetime

 

 

i think i agree becoming father is very unique thing when it happens u u deserve more then louzy 25 points.. maybe so much--- how many u slept ur girlffriend before she get pregnant. u slept him before 100 times then she got pregnant in 101 time u get 2525 points in that system lol

 

so even worse here, if you get yourself a gf and you sleep with them, then you get no points, whereas i can get points for excessive kills and training in jedi academy? i think my priorities are rather different to you XD

[knoxville]

so even worse here, if you get yourself a gf and you sleep with them, then you get no points, whereas i can get points for excessive kills and training in jedi academy? i think my priorities are rather different to you XD

i guess so . real life points are harder to get more value lol

[Johnnydillinger]

Are you doing drugs or are you Dizzy D in game?

[knoxville]

i know its sick game and wierd :D. my rules are maybe too harsh. u deserve to get points for sleeping ur gf . but then masturbate should get 10 points. sex 25.

[Theos Sairin]

woah woah do you mean self mastrubating? cos half this clan would have a million points by now -.-

[SonicPants]

woah woah do you mean self mastrubating? cos half this clan would have a million points by now -.-

There is truth in this statement, therefore, I commenced in what is known as "the lols."

[knoxville]

yes it seems easy points now. i need to think better abot this scoring system . no points for masturbate .P

btw in ur singing video new haircut new haircolour gives 50 points lol :

[Sharp]

this game is gay

[Pulp]

All of this is irrelevant. I win the game for i am a Doctor.

 

/game

/thread

[Metal]

What the flying fuck just happened?

[Asulynn]

What is this I don't even...

[DarkStrategy]

Do i get points for having to sit through your atrocious English to get to the final point?

[Gibbs]

wat @_@

[Solitaire]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e5/Gospers_glider_gun.gif

[X-Ray]

Life is game, game is losing, you just lost the game, game just won, you lose the game, losing game is sad, game lost, over, done for game finished, game isn't won, something happened to the game, game, game, game, game, game.

 

 

 

 

 

 

game

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Game.

[Pulp]

Whats the game?

[GothicDream]

Go away Tyyp.