Sephy Posted March 15, 2012 Report Share Posted March 15, 2012 Some of you may remember that post back in the day that challenged you game lovers on creating tag lines to video games. I felt like bringing that challenge back once more. The task is simple, pick your favorite video game, and create a humorous tag line for it, ex: Star Trek Online: Beam me up Scotty, and no, I am not text sexing you Knock yourself out with this one, and at that, here are mine: Fallout 3: Blow up Megaton, get suite to Tenpenny Tower Fallout NV: "Aw way, true to Cai-zar!" (Intentional mispelling is intentional) Shadow the Hedgehog: MARIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Moonbase Alpha: John Maddon, ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr Half Life: Your thoughts on Physics will forever change Half Life 2: You caused the Combine Invasion, yet everyone loves you Half Life 2 Ep 1: Don't play this game, don't even look at it Half Life 2 Ep 2: Driving in a Camero while dodging mines from a Helicopter, FUCKING SWEET! Half Life 2 Ep 3.....oh wait Left 4 Dead: PILLZ HERE Left 4 Dead 2: Pretty much every single Southern stereotype can be found in this game Team Fortress 2: Erecting major boners when you erect your first sentry Skyrim: You know, I'm not even going anywhere with this one I wanna be the guy: Looks like your gonna need that GameShark code, oh, no GameShark? Ah well, enjoy Mike Tyson! Mega Man 2: I played it for the soundtrack, did you? Metal Gear Solid (in general): BoxTime! Sonic Adventures: The only good thing in this game was when you were chased by that whale Sonic Adventures 2: One question, why the fuck is Amy Rose in this in the first place? Sonic Generations: This is the only good modern Sonic game Mortal Kombat (1992): No blood on the SNES....NO FUCKING BLOOD ON THE SNES!?!?!?!?!?!?! Myst: They said it takes 20 hours to beat this game, I had beaten it in 2 hours...umad brah? Battle Rapers 2: its basically Mortal Kombat at a frat party, minus the blood GTA3: If Gordon Freeman lost his HEV suit and his crow bar, got the Tunnel Snakes haircut from Fallout 3 and was fucking pissed, this would be the game GTA VC: Everyone bought it cause of the Helicopters GTA SA: Everyone bought it cause of the Hydra GTA 4: No planes but you could have alot of fun with playground equipment Lemmings: DMA Studios made this game, you may know them now as Rockstar North Red Dead Redemption: SKIN THAT HORSE! SKIN IT!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR TURN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D4Rk3lEmEnT Posted March 15, 2012 Report Share Posted March 15, 2012 I would like to move this topic to the 'Phoenix Gaming' forum with your approval to prevent this from being ruined by spam. Other than that, here's my list: TES V Skyrim: ZAPZAPZAP :megusta: I'm a super saiyajin! (Lightning on master level looks like Kamehameha from DragonBall)Supreme Commander: The bigger, the better... if you know what i mean http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/41581_323658721006724_1385399102_q.jpgShogun 2 Total War: Don't just.. charge... DON'T. Terraria: DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIEJurassic Park Operation Genesis: KILL ALL THE FENCES http://cdn.androidblip.com/icn/com_AllTheThings____320280.pngGothic 1 + 2: So. Das war's mit dir, du Mistvieh! (Best line in the history of mankind) Thandor The Invasion: BUUUH TSHHH BA DUMMM... BUUH TSHHHH BA DUMMM... (very annoying and unnecessary loud sound of the tritium mine) Victoria 2: NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN! X Beyond the Frontier: Must sell power cells... ARGHH X² The Threat: Must upgrade all the weapons.... ARGHHX³ Reunion: Bitch please http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-dBl9vojjr1E/T0GSE2ZqLCI/AAAAAAAABJs/wTObLxe5Qrs/s1600/Bitch+Please.gif SpellForce The Order of Dawn: Kill or be kille- Nope. Too late. Master of Olympus Zeus: TOTAL DOMINATION Men of War: "Treat any soldier individually." -- LOL WAT? I SAY CHAAAARGE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonza Posted March 15, 2012 Report Share Posted March 15, 2012 What do you mean, don't play HL2: EP.1? That's a great game, and a necessary chapter to set up Episode 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zyphis Posted March 15, 2012 Report Share Posted March 15, 2012 STARWARS Dark Forces: Introducing... KYLE KATARN! STARWARS Jedi Knight: Kyle Katarn becomes a Jedi! STARWARS Dark Forces II: First be Kyle Katarn, then play as a girl and beat up Kyle Katarn for going to the dark side! STARWARS Jedi Knight II: Kyle Katarn becomes a Jedi! AGAIN!! STARWARS Jedi Knight II Jedi Academy: You're not Kyle, and do please kill Rosh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephy Posted April 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 Ok D3, you may move the topic, lest it be filled with ice cream lovers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenna Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 i lol'd at vic's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnnydillinger Posted April 5, 2012 Report Share Posted April 5, 2012 Carmageddon: Racing Game for the Chemically Imbalanced... Waiwaiwait, what do you mean it is the real tagline?Silent Hill: NOPE!Final Fantasy XIII: A Sentimental Soap Opera in 3D!Deus Ex Human Revolution: You Didn't Ask For This.Tomb Raider X: Lara Takes Dallas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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