Johnnydillinger Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 I have an idea for a good forum game, and the title says it all. Pick a game, multiple games or a series and either rewrite the titles or add taglines that uncover the shitty turd inside the box, without the costumer having to open it. Or, just add some funny thing about it that is still connected to the game. This is a game me and my friend came up with and we had quite the laughs, only we did it with movies. The only games we did it with were the Need For Speed series (most titles), which I'll use to start this game. We didn't give each one a title, but I'm about to fix that > Also, note that I'm a big lover of the series with the exception of one game (see if you can find which), and I have yet to play only like 3-4 of these. Most of tese fun names are really just nitpicking. Most. Of them. Let's start then! The Need For Speed --> The Need For Accuracy And Losable Sanity Need For Speed 2 --> Need For Speed: Obscure Flying Edition Need For Speed III: Hot Pursuit --> Need For Speed: Not Only Can't You Turn But Now Cops Want Your Ass Need For Speed IV: High Stakes --> Need For Speed: Neverending Races That'll Fuck You Up Edition Need For Speed V: Porsche Unleashed --> Need For Speed: Porsche Bought Us Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit 2 --> Need For Speed: You'll See Your Driver Run A Lot Need For Speed: Underground --> The Fast And The Fur... I Mean Need For Speed (Phew...) Need For Speed: Underground 2 --> Need For Speed: If Your Car Doesn't Have ALL The Shit, It Looks Like Shit Because We Tell You Need For Speed: Most Wanted --> Need For Speed: HOLY FUCK HOW DID I ESCAPE THAT?!! Need For Speed: Carbon --> Need For Speed: Tokyo Drift Need For Speed: Pro Street --> Need For Speed: High-End PC Or Die Need For Speed: Undercover --> Need For Noob Need For Speed: Shift --> Need For Speed: Spin Uncontrollably And Crash Into Everything In Impossible-To-Control Cars (Also, We Have Drift Races ) Need For Speed: Nitro --> Need For Speed You Won't Buy It Cause It's A Wii Game Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit --> Need For Speed: Confusion! (Just Pretend We Don't Have A Game With That Title Already) Shift 2: Unleashed --> Need For Speed Is Not Needed In The Title Anymore Casue We're Bad Ass Need For Speed: The Run --> Need For Speed PRESS A TO NOT DIE Need For Speed: Motor City Online --> Motor City Offline Too Soon Cause We Dont Give A Shit Need For Speed: World --> Need For FREE GODDAMMIT GO GET IT V-Rally Series --> Need For Colin McRea's Success That's it for now. Contribute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zyphis Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 I'll input a few... Super Mario Bros. --> Super Drugged Up Italian Plumber Killing Turtles Star Fox --> STARFURS The Andross Menace Test Drive --> Buy To Drive Rockman (Japanese MegaMan) --> Not Actually Made Of Rock Man Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask --> Legend of Zelda: Triforce Not Included World of Warcraft --> Plague of Warcraft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
711Savior Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 Knights of the old republic II: The Sith lords - You'll play half way through the game, get tired of this shit, and spam force storm the entire game.Halo 3: WARNING!: Playing xbox live with 13 year olds may case tooth decay, gum disease, jaw cancer, throat cancer, or erectile disfunction.Super Smash Bros, Mario Cart, Legend of Zelda (All for N64) You won't go outside for daysHarvest Moon: The music will depress youStarCraft Expansion: Brood war. Same shit, different game. Chick that would be hot is an alien now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
friedmetroid Posted July 17, 2011 Report Share Posted July 17, 2011 Megaman X5: Yes, Zero dies AGAIN Jedi Academy: fanfanfanfanfanfanfanfan Halo 2: You'll love the ending Forza 3: Drive slow and look at the pretty cars Knights of the Old- OH MY GOD YOU'RE DARTH REVAN Sonic 2006: The official game of furries Mass Effect 2: Outer space dating sim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnnydillinger Posted July 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 Here's a few more from me: Carmageddon - Holy Shit This Is Inappropriate But Too Much Fun (just as a note, the game had the tagline "Racing game for the chemically imbalanced". My fucking God it's the best tagline I've seen) Star Wars: Rebel Assault - Star Wars: What The FUCK HIT ME?! SERIOUSLY GEFKSDGNGNSDFKGNLSDKMG NSDL Final Fantasy XIII - Anorexic Teens Having Emotional Outbursts Literally Every Cutscene (WARNING! Extreme danger of growing an extra vagina by playing this!) Robot Rainbow Unicorn Attack - The Fuck Is This Gay Shi-OMG IT'S BEAUTIFUL! Call Of Cthulhu: Dark Corners Of The Earth - There. Is. No. Cthulhu In This Game Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing - Big Rigs: Over The Road Anti Gravity Ghost Truck With Infinite Power To Reverse Racing Against Trucks That Stay In One Place And Without Cops Despite As Seen On The Cover. /tagline/Can your truck climb a tree? Yes it can, in this game. Game of the year edition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephy Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 Final Fantasy 7: Are those things real?! Final Fantasy 8: Because even a witch hates time. Paradise Eve: WTF, IS THAT THING STEALING SPERM!! Final Fantasy 11 Online: You will hate short people after playing this. Star Wars Battlefront 2: Spamming those saber throws since 2005. Mercenaries 2: NUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKESNUKES! Sims 2: You just want to play so you can make them have sex. Sims 3: Same thing, only with more detail. Final Fantasy 5: A Tree that wants everything to die? Don't mind if I do! Final Fantasy 6: You will have a fear of clowns after this Super Meat Boy: Steak Torture! Minecraft: Griefcraft The 3rd Birthday: Hey look, its Pink in a video game! Final Fantasy 13: Hey, its Pink agai....oh wait. Final Fantasy 10: The "Anti Father" game of the world. World In Conflict: You only want to nuke everything in that game, and you know it! World In Conflict Soviet Assault: Release your inner Russian! Super Mario Bros: When in the hell is Mario gonna do Peach and get it over with? Super Mario World: I bet you betrayed Yoshi many times in that game. Super Mario 64: Doesn't Bowser look like a fat chubby kid? and Naughty Bear: Teddy Bear Destruction! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanMarek Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 Dead Island - Zombie Resort Island with new and improved *Barry white voice* Sexxxy Zombies!!! Quake 4 - OMG WHAT THE F*** DID THEY DO TO MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Doom 3 - I CARNT SEE MAH CROSSHAIRZ!!! Dead Space - Abortion in outer space (Warning: Zombie babies not for the faint of heart) The Force Unleashed - It's bringin Vader back YEAH! with all the glitches and some saber h4x YEAH! The Force Unleashed 2 - Romeo and Juliet GONE WILD: Mega PMS edition. Star Wars: Battlefront 2 - Why are the droids just standing around??? Oh F*** it shoot them anyway! *Win* Star Wars: Republic Commando - LIKE A BOSS!!!! The Witcher 2 - Interactive, epic porn with epic storyline and combat. The Witcher Enhanced Edition - Weird combat animations from the 90's STRIKES BACK! Portal 2 - EPIC ENDING THAT MAKES UNICORNS CRY! Portal - EFF YOU GlaDOS!!!!! BioShock - CRAZY TRAIN WOOT WOOT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonza Posted October 1, 2011 Report Share Posted October 1, 2011 Jedi Academy - "Nice pants." "Thanks, watch me moonwalk." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephy Posted October 1, 2011 Report Share Posted October 1, 2011 CoD 4: This makes no sense CoD MW2: This makes no sense CoD BO: This makes no sense CoD MW3: This will make no sense Crysis: No one can swim in this game GoldenEye (N64): I shall shoot you with this paintball gun! GoldenEye (Wii): I shall entertain you with my horrible physics! Conkers Bad Fur Day: A singing turd will be your end. Star Wars Galaxies: Enjoy your Confusion. KOTOR: YOU ARE REVAN!! :ALKSJDSLKJD:LKAJASD! KOTOR2: YOU ARE..........................NOTHING IMPORTANT! LSKSJD:LKSJA:LASDJKD Super Smash Bros Melee: Gonna get down on Samus! Super Smash Bros Brawl: "OMFG MELEE IS BETTER, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" - A Melee player Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Jedi Horus Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 JAMES BOND [Everything or nothing]: This game kicks ass, but is it possible to finish the last mission? After a month f**k it I'll put in on easy mode and call it finished...There, I'm Done! JAMES BOND [From Russia with Love]: What! I can't play every mission unless I get Gold on the one before it, screw this game I want my money back. (Can you say trade in?) CLUBWORLD: WHAT THE F**K! I'll just stick with real instruments. NASCAR 09: Don't bother, just play 2004...It was better anyway. ACE COMBAT 04: If you didn't get on this series when it started, you missed out big time...I want more! GOD of WAR: Outside? What's that? GOD of WAR 2: It's been a week now since I've seen daylight, never mind it's daytime in the game. ROLLCAGE: Spend most of your time flipping and backwards...you lose. ROLLCAGE 2: Sorry for Rollcage One, we meant to make it this way in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephy Posted October 21, 2011 Report Share Posted October 21, 2011 Legend of Zelda: Links Awakening: Dreamception! Metroid: Other M: the baby, the baby, the baby, NO! NOT THE BABY! Super Mario Galaxy: NO! I WILL NOT FEED YOU MY STARBITS! Half Life: Physics gone wild Half Life 2: Shotgun, Shotgun, Shotgun! Half Life 2 Ep 1: Zombie + Combine = Zombine Half Life 2 Ep 2: "Time, Mr. Freeman?" Half Life 2 Ep 3....oh wait, I'm sorry. Here at Valve, we cannot count to 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hexler4 Posted November 9, 2011 Report Share Posted November 9, 2011 Morrowind- Talking with people after finishing the main quest will make you want that you never finished it. F.E.A.R- Will make every Pedo afraid of little girls :D Final Fantasy 7- Why can white haired guy own me so much or Left handed ownage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephy Posted November 9, 2011 Report Share Posted November 9, 2011 Portal: If you find the companion cube, get ready to start crying Portal 2: Your in space, nuff said Moonbase Alpha: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Mercenaries: Korean people are so bias GTA3: WHY U NO SPEAK BRAH? GTA Vice City: WHY U NO BUYING MALIBU BRAH? GTA San Andreas: WHY U NOT MAKE ANDROMIDA FLY-ABLE BRAH? GTA4: WHY U RUSSIAN BRAH? GTA5: WHY U...ok that's enough caps Black Mesa Source: Oh, we're sorry, enjoy Left 4 Dead 268! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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