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Ocean's 7


SuperHetero

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If you dont get it dont comment on it :p

 

But I think the phoenix clan should have an Ocean's pic

 

I'm not having that much free time to create a picture, but here's Loxxx's Eleven, a sort of an A-Team of trolls that became famous on our servers:

 

Loxxx - the head of the bunch, taking up the part of the organising. Only rarely seen alone. His methods include enraging and confusing, leading some people to the state that's called "umadbro".

 

Veader - the comic relief guy. He does make some good jokes to earn your appreciation, but never becomes an internet-bro. And you know you want him to be that. Oh you know it.

 

Commander Cody - uses the special skill of multiplying to confuse his enemies. The number of created brothers are unlimited. Flees into suicide once discovered.

 

Angel - a KGB agent who uses her special abilities to turn her "comrades" against each other. Number 1 most wanted person by the Interpol, who is the number 1 most wanted agency by the CIA, who is the number 1 most wanted agency by the NSA - all her work there.

 

Filipp - a magician who can use his reality gllitches to erase persons and other living things from existence. Once exposed by his ex-comrade Billy who misteriously disappeared on the day he was about to hand out his identity wait who the fuck is Billy again?

 

rEcon - a technical expert with computers and security systems; a trait he never actually uses in his warfare, in which he tries to humiliate his archnemesis...es.

 

SC-Safecracker - the security guy, who keeps all the confidential data. May compromise some minor details for cat ladies.

 

XTG - the humiliator. According to gossip, he got in jail in the United Entities country for beating the nation's supposed best fighter with a pair of plush dice. That is, he almost got in jail, if it wasn't for the fact that afterwards he proceeded to fight down their entire army only using his breath (NOTE: no chemical weapons were used, i.e. bad breath). Also is the number one suspect of Chuck Norris' murder, but noone dares to tell it to his face. Not even you, Charlie Sheen.

 

Allan Bick - the foreign guy who is probably the parody of that asian guy from Ocean's 11. He is a world traveller and can make an appearance every now and then. Wanted in every country of the world.

 

Dizzy D - Main expertise is communications, in which he masterfully confuses his enemies. Can and may also use his abilities to enrage his foes creating interference in communication. Is invulnerable to most known attacks, avoid him at all costs.

 

blackXeyes - the neurotic scare figure of the bunch. You fuck with him, he'll make you his 'friend'.

 

There ya go, anyone is free to illustrate it.

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