Cit Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 So there are these friars, right? They're short on cash, so they decide to open up a flower shop. Now, it just so happens that they open up a flower shop directly across from a rival flower shop. But the friars pay it no heed, because, well... they need money. Anyway, soon the friars' flower shop is raking in hella money! The rival flower shop is like, "shit shit we gotta do something they're stealing all of our customers!" So the rival flower shop, in desperation, sends an assassin to take care of the friars... They never hear from the assassin again. The rival flower shop decides to send a mercenary to take care of the friars... They never hear from the mercenary again. Now, the rival flower shop doesn't know what to do anymore; they've sent a killer assassin and a ruthless mercenary, and they're almost out of money. Out of desperation they decide to call up Hugh Hefner, because cmon, he created playboy! So Hugh goes over, and the friars are like, "WOAH WOAH we'll stop!" Only goes to show, only Hugh can stop florist friars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theos Sairin Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/thats+the+joke+_187da642db4a41f2d78794d9f5e52f73.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephy Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 I...have nothing to say about this....but I can laugh at how incredibly retarded this is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 No, No, NO! Stop! No more shit jokes! NO. The 'special being' who started this topic was never affiliated in anyway with JP. NEVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cit Posted November 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 Haha, this one is too good haha. Not but, haha for real, why did the little girl fall off the swing haha? Because she had no arms. Haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/2994/demotivation.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephy Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 Cit, you just inspired me to add a new member to the troll list, I thank you sir, your jokes however, needs more cowbell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cit Posted November 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 Just wondering, how is JP doing these days? It's a sincere question (I started the thread with a joke, so this may not be the best place to ask about your guys' well-being and catch up, but I figure it's better than starting a new thread). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reptar Posted November 24, 2011 Report Share Posted November 24, 2011 I miss you Fujifer ): Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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