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Awkward Moments


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First time I have ever started a topic...dunno if I am doing it right :huh: ... But anyways for dinner me and my sister went to a chinese place. When we were at the counter ordering, the chinese lady and one of the cooks just started GOING OFF at each. I dunno what they were saying but the cook slammed a pan down and left the place. My sister and me were just standing there but the fighting went on for a few minutes. It was pretty scary..So anyone have any other awkward moments?

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>Be in the 7th grade

>its Penis inspection day at school

>its my turn

>I haven't showered in so long

>teachers screams

>class laughs at me

>be called Cheese Head the rest of the year.

>I run out

>Opened the door

>get on the floor

>everybody walk the dinosaur

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Oh boy, way too many stories. Awkwardness = story of my life.

 

Anyway, here's one:

 

We went to a cinema/restaurant thingy from the dorms one night when I was still early in high school, to order pizza, eat it there and just have some good laughs. When I came to order my things, I ordered a pizza and some of the smallest drinks for a such high price. So I gave the woman a 5000 Forints bill (approximately 25 bucks), and sat down at the table we usually sit at. You should note that it was winter, so I had my hat in my hands, and then put it on the table, as well as the drink, which I put on the tablecloth (I also still had my coat on, which was fuckin huge). Then I was looking up to see how the others order their things, and saw that everyone was looking at me with a curious face. Then, the lady at the counter asked me "So you're taking your change or not?". That's right, I completely forgot to take the change, since the pizza and the drink cost about 1500 Forints, and I left the 5000 bill there like no tomorrow. So I was trying to stand up a little bit suddenly, when my feckin huge coat and the tablecloth sort of stick together (still dont know how, maybe the zip?) and I brought the tablecloth with me. It was the sound of flowing Canada Dry that reminded me of the disaster I had started. Then, for whatever fucking reason, I had the genious idea that maybe noone is looking (even though they JUST ASKED ME TO GO OVER THERE...) and I improvised, I grabbed my hat and tried to clean up that sticky drink from the table, while carefully looking around in case anyone sees me.

 

Huge laughs didn't concern me at the moment, but later my friends told me that when the drink spilled over the table, the lady said only one sentence: "I fucking knew it..."

 

Other stories include me getting piss-ass drunk on the prom night instead of fucking my dance partner, breaking a window in the dorm room with a PEN, taking a n enourmous and extremely smelly shit in a bush (again, drunk) and a supermarket's toilet during my holiday in London (was a Sainsbury I think), wearing a plastic bag with a stupid face drawn on it on my head when one of the teachers enter our dorm room, and blowing up a rocket in the trashcan, which leads to the trashcan being demolished - inside the dorm room. Oh boy, this is not nearly half of the stories I could tell, but it would take an essay to list them all. Only doing it on demand.

 

 

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