GothicDream Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 So, as I stated in my status earlier, I got accused of shoplifting. Now I'll tell ye all the story :faec: Yesterday, I went with a friend of mine to an antique shop in town. He wanted to look at rusty, old farm equipment. Why? Because he wanted to see what would be good for a zombie apocalypse for shits and/or giggles. After about 15 minutes of looking around, we decided to leave. As we were leaving, the shop's owner (an old dude) stopped us to ask why we weren't buying anything. My friend decided to chat the guy up for a bit, but to me, the dude looked senile and creepy. I stood near the door, wanting to get out 'cause I felt really awkward. I guess this made me look suspicious or somethin'. Anyway, after a bit, my friend and I left. As we were walking to the car, I noticed the old dude was following us. We got to the car, and I started to get in. As I was opening the passenger door of my friend's care, the old dude came to my side and stopped me from opening it. Then, he said "You wouldn't happen to have anything in your pockets, now would you?". He had a look that said "Oh yeah, I caught this sum'bitch red handed". However, I proved him wrong by politely emptying my pockets, showing that I hadn't stolen anything. Looking disappointed, he nodded and walked back into the store. So, even though I had done nothing wrong, I was still pissed off. Mainly by the fact that he only asked me and not my friend. Now, you guys know me.. I'm a nice dude. Do I look like a criminal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonicPants Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 well tbqh, i'd probably be suspicious if someone your age walked into an antique shop in the first place, i mean who really goes to antique shops now a days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zan Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 http://i52.tinypic.com/24g7kwg.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kable Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 Judging solely by your profile picture and what I know about you, i'd say you don't appear to be a criminal, but the dude obviously had the impression that something smelled funny. Personally, this kind've shit pisses me off -- especially when it comes to older people.They're very inquisitive and find it easy to just assume someone is straight up a thief when they have 0 proof. Scoping you out in the store is one thing, but straight up walking up to you and act like he has some sort've authority, I would've told him to eat shit and go waddle his old ass back in his '20s sweat shop and have a good day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulp Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 In all honesty you should have knocked the old man the fuck out and robbed him blind. Then he'll think twice about accusing someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiantYoda Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 I've been stopped by the police and asked why I wasn't in school. Apparently being a 20 year old college student with a part time job isn't enough for law enforcement... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kable Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 I've been stopped by the police and asked why I wasn't in school. Apparently being a 20 year old college student with a part time job isn't enough for law enforcement... its that baby face you got Yoda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnnydillinger Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 I was in this drugstore with my friends back in high school, and in my humble opinion, we had the best day of our highschool years (even though it didn't involve sex). We were batshit hungry-crazy, and had very little money, and the lunch was going to be some vile shit as usual in the dorms, so we went off to spend very little on something that might make us un-hungry. We failed, but we laughed so much tears came out of our eyes... So it was like, me and 2 of my friends, one of them is still a true friend and we always laugh a lot when we hang out, the other, i dunno about him nowadays but back then, his presence meant full capital FUN. First, we went into a little store called Lidl (europeans might now it), and the first guy packed up a bag with goods he bought there for cheapz, but we wanted to go to the other store, which was neighboring Lidl, called Penny Market. Now... my friend with a Lidl bag, just didn't seem right in the store, so he walked out quickly after he found out how "not alright" he looked in there, and with the other guy we continued looking for shit to eat. First we saw an old man who came there with a magnifyer, and used it to check out the prices (Captain Price Inspector hurrhurr). So we were like, tongue-in-cheek looking at him, and then my friend in an awkward silence asked him: "Found anything, Dr. Watson?" That was it, we were crying and we looked like some morons, but we had fun. We continued, but couldn't even choose anything, since we kept filling each other's shopping cart with unnecessary and hilarious stuff (tampons, bananas, diapers and huge vegetables of all kinds) until the other one did not notice. We kept this good habit till we reached the counter where we smuggled bubblegums and stuff to each other's part of the conveyor belt, all while laughing our heads to a dark shade of red. The next thing we noticed was how unamused the girl behind the counter was by this, and she asked us to empty our pockets. Suddenly our humorous mood decreased, and we did so. And that little island in the middle of the madness lasted only until I saw my buddy going down, almost in a "standing fetus position" and started laughing with tears in his eyes. I was like, dude, this guy just died. And then I noticed... Remember our third friend from the beginning of the story? well he was outside the window, about 5 meters from it, and he kept waving with his Lidl bag like a slobbering idiot. That's when I lost it too, and we were both asked to leave the store. Our friend out there said the only thing he noticed was that an employee came to the window and looked at him with a what-the-rotating-fuck-do-i-just-see face. We almost died of hunger in the dorms, but damn, we laughed like no other time. Other than that, my other accusations were merely just because I looked like a criminal, and bought not too many things at the same time. Fatal mistake, I tell ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knoxville Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 some people are too real to be accepted by salesmans who are infatuated with fakeswrite lidl in google and read wikipedia loltalking about shoplifting. i was doing that for real some part of my life.one time i got caught on purpose haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 some people are too real to be accepted by salesmans who are infatuated with fakeswrite lidl in google and read wikipedia loltalking about shoplifting. i was doing that for real some part of my life.one time i got caught on purpose haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theos Sairin Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 You had a perfect oppertunity Goth to say the one line that would have made the event awesome. You should have said "umad, brah?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-Ray Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 'Do I look like a criminal' ~Looks at a pic of Gewthick.... I would of called the cops as soon as you stepped out of the car, =p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GothicDream Posted January 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 You had a perfect oppertunity Goth to say the one line that would have made the event awesome. You should have said "umad, brah?"Nah, I shoulda said "What, just because I'm black I gotta steal somethin'?!" Old dude's mind = blown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiantYoda Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 Nah, I shoulda said "What, just because I'm black I gotta steal somethin'?!" Old dude's mind = blown.I actually dared one of my friends to say that as a response to every question he was asked for an entire day. You can imagine the hilarity that ensued. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D4Rk3lEmEnT Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 Gothic. you made me lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaan Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 I would've figured you for a gay prostitute, not a thief. Perhaps that's just wishful thinking. :fapfap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haydon Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 Gothic, I don't know what you look like brah brah, but I'm going to say "call the 5-O" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boognish Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 Do I look like a criminal? yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSPHaxZone Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 Goth...........why............I thought you were a good boy!?!?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.