Wookjedi Posted October 10, 2010 Report Share Posted October 10, 2010 DEBATE: http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/pluspost3.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asulynn Posted October 10, 2010 Report Share Posted October 10, 2010 Lets take a moment to put this into perspective here. When a jedi (or force user in general) dies they become one with the force. While most do not have the ability to materialize after death, the fact remains, that they all become one with the force. If we take that into consideration and then ponder a moment on the question that has been posed we, or at least I, can really only come to one conclusion on the matter. If such is truly the case, then Luke Skywalker at one point, knowingly or not, manipulated his now dead fathers midichlorians to jack himself off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zan Posted October 10, 2010 Report Share Posted October 10, 2010 Well, beats the numb hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GothicDream Posted October 10, 2010 Report Share Posted October 10, 2010 Well, beats the numb hand I believe that's called a "stranger". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edge Posted October 10, 2010 Report Share Posted October 10, 2010 More than likely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonicPants Posted October 10, 2010 Report Share Posted October 10, 2010 Lets take a moment to put this into perspective here. When a jedi (or force user in general) dies they become one with the force. While most do not have the ability to materialize after death, the fact remains, that they all become one with the force. If we take that into consideration and then ponder a moment on the question that has been posed we, or at least I, can really only come to one conclusion on the matter. If such is truly the case, then Luke Skywalker at one point, knowingly or not, manipulated his now dead fathers midichlorians to jack himself off.So what you're saying is, Luke used Ben, Yoda, and every other dead jedi to masturbate. Hawt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zan Posted October 10, 2010 Report Share Posted October 10, 2010 I believe that's called a "stranger". No sweetie, strangers are people you meet in a bar and pay them for sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D4Rk3lEmEnT Posted October 10, 2010 Report Share Posted October 10, 2010 sounds plausible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulp Posted October 10, 2010 Report Share Posted October 10, 2010 Lets take a moment to put this into perspective here. When a jedi (or force user in general) dies they become one with the force. While most do not have the ability to materialize after death, the fact remains, that they all become one with the force. If we take that into consideration and then ponder a moment on the question that has been posed we, or at least I, can really only come to one conclusion on the matter. If such is truly the case, then Luke Skywalker at one point, knowingly or not, manipulated his now dead fathers midichlorians to jack himself off. Not only does this answer the question at hand, but it also answers the question to life. Thank you sararaarahh for enlightening me once more with your words of wisdom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardy Posted October 10, 2010 Report Share Posted October 10, 2010 :fp: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asulynn Posted October 10, 2010 Report Share Posted October 10, 2010 So what you're saying is, Luke used Ben, Yoda, and every other dead jedi to masturbate. Hawt. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiRExOMOoKg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GothicDream Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 No sweetie, strangers are people you meet in a bar and pay them for sex. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Stranger gg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zan Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 You would know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kustom Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GothicDream Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 You would know... :faec: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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