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The Bible Redux


GiantYoda

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So me, Shifty, Reptar and Duke were bored so I asked what if Celebrities took place of people in the bible? Here's what's we planned so far so feel free to pitch in.

 

God - Morgan Freeman

If you disagree you are an idiot.

 

Jesus Christ - Deciding if it should be Alec Baldwin, John Petrucci, or Henry Winkler

Hard to decide seeing that theres so many qualities that can clarify as being "Jesus Like" IMO I think Alec Baldwin should take it.

 

Moses - Christopher Walken

For those would complain about Walken not being Jesus, he would be a much better Moses.

 

Adam - Tiger Woods

The epitome of perfection (well at least in Golf) until he sins and creates a league of pain and suffering for man.

 

Eve - undecided

 

Noah - Epic Beard Man

Dunno why, maybe its the Beard?

 

Noah's Ark - Missy Elliot

cuz DAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNNNN She's FAT

 

David - Henry Winkler

This I believe is his perfect role. As a youth Winkler was the coolest man alive and is still considered an icon today.

 

This is an open topic and try to think hard about celebrities you would choose to be as Bible characters.

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God : Kim Jong-il

 

God is a dictator who will give you a ridiculous punishment simply for not agreeing with it, therefore Kim Jong-il is a better match then Morgan Freeman.

 

P.S.

It's already established beyond reasonable doubt that I am an idiot.

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